A foul-mouthed Scottish companion whose mod Al reviewed during his treasure hunt. He tends to speak poorly about anyone he's asked about in incoherent slang, provoking some amusement as a result. Usually just called "Wee."
- Wee Mental Davie is probably a reference to the Scottish comedian Kevin Bridges who created a character known as "Wee Mental Davie", who was seen as a much more accurate representation of Glasgow than the officially chosen one.
- He is known to be a bad speaker and Al doesn't know what he's talking about most of the time.
- His Battle cry is "Somebody's getting chibbed!"
- His primary weapon is a type a sledgehammer.