Fallout New Vegas Montages An Ode to TSC - Terran Starship Command
The video
AlChestBreach wrote the lyrics of this video and sung it to the tune of "Christopher by Ellisjonny" about his experiences and troubles joining the TSC.
Song Lyrics[]
Let me tell you a story bout of the mod TSC,
A real life experience of an Embassy,
Bureaucrats and robots for as far as I can see,
Just like that movie, called RUUUDY,
I wanted to be the soldier man of the men,
Black figured SOB wrote some words with his pen,
Said I'm sorry sir,
You're not a man, you're a baaaaby,
But I'm not a baby, and I know that for a fact,
I sit on the toilet when I gotta take a crap, Bow ow ow,
But I wont give up! Stop asking me!
What I need? What I need, to be with you!
Cause you're the TSC, the TSC,
Tom Sucks Cock, Oh ooh oh Oh, Owe oh,
I sent in my application 47 times!
Spent all my caps, my nickels, and dimes!
Sold Cuddles and Steve to eat and survive.
Now I don't know whyyyyy!
Whyyyyy!!!!!
Overlapping voices[]
I just wanna see a way, Inside of the TSC!
Ask myself whyyyyy!
Yo, yow, ow,
I'm gonna burn it up and down!
I'm gonna burn that fucker down, burn that fucker down!
Yo, oh, oh, oh, oh,
Burn it down you stupid Fucker, Ugh!
Burn that fucker down,
Molotov Cocktail! Ughhhhhhhh.
Trivia
- The original song can be found here: http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/350421
- Mr. Cuddlesworth plays whitefang, the piano.