AlChestBreach's Quotes

AlChestBreach is known for his common phrases, and has several notable recurring quotes. Here is an incomplete list of his famous quotes and catchphrases. Feel free to add to the list - just make sure you're putting the quote in the right section. "One-time quotes" can contain any quotes he said that were notably hilarious... of course, that could contain just about everything he's ever said but let's try to restrain ourselves. 

Catchphrases

• "With all new advanced ai!" - Used when an npc acts stupid such as walking into walls.
• "I'm a big brave dog!" - Used when Al is scared and trying to comfort himself.
• "Custom mesh custom texture.."- When Al is reviewing a mod usually at the end al ads a joke such as "Custom sexy!
• "...and that's how I saved Christmas." - Sometimes said by Al when he completes a task, be it a mission, gunfight, conversation or a complete mod.
• "Rebooting"- Said when Al Messes up words constantly, followed by a pause and Al saying the phrase correctly.                                                                                                           
• "Sweet baby Jesus!" - Mostly said when Al finds something shocking, or amusing.                                                                             
• "So I was watching this AlChestBreach video..." - Al uses this quote whenever he fails at something or can't figure something out. When he says this, he changes the tone of his voice to give the impression he is an objective viewer discussing the video with someone else. As this viewer character, he describes whatever perceived "fail" is going on in the video. This bit typically ends with either "it was horrible" or "it was great"  or "I immediately unsubscribed."                                                                             
• "Go away! Nobody likes you." - Said when he is attacked by a group of enemies or a powerful enemy that has caused a lot of damage to him and must use a large amount of items to heal himself with and then begins to attack the enemy.                                                                                                                                                          
• "You're so cute!" - Usually said in a 'baby' voice to something Al finds interesting or cool. More often than not, it's Steve.                                                                                                                                                          
• "[I'm/he's/she's] fine." - Al sometimes says this when either his character or an NPC dies and his/their body is lying on the ground, despite the fact their limbs may be missing or they may be beheaded.                                                                             
• "Pennnnncil." - Introduced in Al's first review of the Area 51 mod for Fallout New Vegas in an attempt to communicate with the aliens in the base, said over and over while waving a pencil in their faces. It has since become a recurring statement whenever Al picks up a pencil and tends to be used on characters he considers stupid or thinks need to learn English.                                                                             
• "Welcome to Narnia." - Said when Al finishes a climactic moment in the plot, most likely after a large gunfight.                                                                                                                                                          
• "God dammit!" - Usually said after something frustrating happens, such as his character dying. Sometimes said in bemusement at his companions' actions. The phrase is often accompanied by laughter.                                                                                                                                                          
• "What's that outside your window!?!" - Al often uses this and other similar phrases when trying to distract the viewer from noticing he is using a console command (usually "unlock" [to unlock a terminal, safe or door] or "tcl" [no-clipping mode to go through walls and get to high places that are difficult to reach]) as in his mind he considers it cheating. Often claims it is a monkey or a bear doing something unusual.                                                                                                                                                          
• "What is that?" - Al says this when he finds something interesting or confusing. Often followed by, "oh, that's so cool!"                                                                                                                                                          
• "Hey, dickface!" - Often said by Al when he is attacked out of nowhere by an enemy.                                                                             
• "Ow, my face!" - Said frequently when being hit by an attack, even if it doesn't hit his face. Occasionally he'll say another body part, such as "ass" or "dick."                                                                                                                                                          
• "Alright, everyone..." - Said before undertaking a task; references both the audience and any current companions. He follows this up with describing the plan they are about to undertake.                                                                                                                                                          
• "Don't you, [name of companion or NPC]? Yeah, you do." - Usually said by Al when communicating with a non-communicative npc in one of his playthroughs.                                                                             
• "Who threw that?!" - Al says this when the barrels placed in the environment are kicked by his companions, usually in his general direction.                                                                                                                                                          
• "Ass-first" - refers to when Al comes to a scary location and does not want to see whatever is in the room or corridor and so walks in backwards; thus going "ass-first." First appeared in the review of the "Hell on Earth" mod for New Vegas.                                                                                                                                                          
• "Zero out of ten." - Al never uses a numbered scale for reviewing mods, but will sometimes say "zero out of ten" when he sees a slight flaw with the construction of the level or items and will joke that he is giving the mod a zero for such a slight failure. He sometimes recants this "rating" once he finds something that is amazing but minor and change it to "ten out of ten."                                                                             
• "It'll be [great/horrible]." - Usually used at the end of sentences when Al is talking about an event that he think may happen during a mod (which is usually incredibly ludicrous, though they sometimes do happen) or hypothetical situations or his plans for the future (which are also ludicrous).                                                                             
• "Get 'em, boys!" - Al will usually say this to his companions, but may also be talking to various friendly NPCs during a large fight between two or more factions.                                                                             
• "Wundaful!" - Usually exclaimed in sarcasm.                                                                                                                                                          
• "It's amazing!" - Like "wundaful!", usually used in a sarcastic manner.                                                                             
• "I'll see you in the future!" - Al says this at the end of almost every video, indicating he'll see you in his next video (which, obviously, will be released in the future). Usually followed by "Awaaaaaaay!"                                                                             
• "What is going on?!" - Usually said in a very confused manner as something unexpected or very ridiculous has just occurred or is occurring.                                                                                                                                                          
• "Gimme dat [insert thing here], girl." - Usually used when taking/wanting to take something.                                                                             
• "Oh Jesus, oh Jesus!" - Usually said when he is being chased by something large, scary and/or powerful.                                                                                                                                                          
• "Take 'em out!" - Usually said when using stealth and ambushing the enemy.                                                                             
• "Those dirty whores/sluts/hookers." - Frequently said about hostile characters in the game and any NPCs he is displeased with.                                                                                                                                                          
• "Go, tell the others what happened here." - Usually said by Al when he kills all the enemies in an area (usually of a specific species i.e. Radroach) except one, who precedes to flee.                                                                             
• "Look at this goof." - Al says this when referring to an enemy.                                                                             
• "This lock is very hard, just like [me/my dick]." - Sometimes said by Al when attempting to open a very hard lock.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       
• "Oooooh, you're dead." - When he kills something/someone, often in VATS.                                                                             
• "That's always [fun/a plus]." - Sarcastically about something that sucks, like invisible walls, the game crashing, or a lock breaking when he tries to pick it.                                                                                                                                                          
• "Baby/Little baby [insert thing here]" - Al often refers to things as being a "little baby [object name]" or "baby [object name]", such as a "little baby mod", even when said thing is large or just normal-sized.                                                                                                                                                          
• "Coolie [McGhoulies/McDoolies]."                                                                                                                                                          
• "Stop poopin'!" - Said to any character who is fleeing or crouching.                                                                             
• "Damn hussies." - Said to any group of hostile characters.                                                                             
• "Alright, [companion name] is gonna go take a dump." - Said when a companion walks away from Al.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       
• "Welcome to the real world, Road Rules." - Said when Al has killed a character and/or blows its face off. This is a reference to the reality TV show "The Real World" which had a spinoff called "Road Rules."                                                                                                                                                          
• "Working in the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter." - Said to members of the NCR who approach Al while he is disguised as one of them. He is misquoting a line from the vanilla game that NCR troopers often say as you walk by them.                                                                             
• "Sorry dickbags" - Said usually before engaging enemies.                                                                             
• "Oh god! That was AMAZING." - Said when he witnesses something such as a head being blown off or an explosion.                                                                                                                                                          
• "And [name of place], uh, a lot of people don't know this, but it's actually... just right around... uh... it's actually very easy to find... if you think about it... I mean... I can't understand why you WOULDN'T know where this is..." - and other similar phrases when stalling for time as he tries to find a location on his map (he is rather forgetful about where locations are).                                                                             
• "Bustin' makes me feel good!" - Al sometimes says (usually sings) this quote from Ghostbusters when something reminds him of the movie, or he has to fight ghosts or ghost-like creatures.                                                                                                                                                          
• "I'll inform the family..." - Sometimes said when someone suddenly dies a horrible death. Especially after a crash in Kerbal Space Program.                                                                                                                                                          
• "YouTube will be like, 'oh, your video seems a little dark, would you like us to brighten it for you?'" - Said when Al is exploring a dark area in game.                                                                                                                                                          
• "Three, two, one... breach!" - Occasionally said (usually quickly) before entering a door. Al becomes annoyed if the door swings out towards him.                                                                                                                                                          
• "Shut up, phone!" - Al says this when his phone rings or makes any noise.                                                                             
• "Jerry, roll the names." or "Roll the list, Jerry!" - He says this to Jerry at the beginning of a mod. The video then switches to a list of names of the people who suggested the mod, along with a song. He usually trips over his words and becomes frustrated saying, "Goddamn it, Jerry! Just roll the names!" He no longer says this as he has retired the practice of saying who suggested the mods altogether due to way too many people whining that he forgot to say their names.                                                                             
• "Bullet delivery!" - Sometimes said when he gets a headshot.                                                                             
• "SEE YA!" - This is said in his Skyrim videos when he knocks people back with his shout power.                                                                             
• "YA NERD!" - Said when someone is either dressed like a nerd (which often means they're just wearing glasses) or does something very smart. While he is talking to the nerdy NPC, he uses it as an interjection at the end of most sentences.                                                                                                                                                          
• "Twofer McDoofer", "Threefer McDeefer", "Fourfer McDorfer", etc. - Said at the beginning of mod review videos to state how many mods he will be reviewing in the video, i.e. "Today we're doing a Threefer McDeefer in the world of Fallout: New Vegas."                                                                             
• "Groovatron, [that's what it's called/shut the hell up/stop asking me]!" - Said when he moves an NPC with the Groovatron mod, as a response to the ridiculous number of people who still ask what mod he is using to do it. Sometimes spoken with rhythm, as if part of a song (and ACBRadio has, in fact, made it into a song).                                                                                                                                                          
• "Built Norma Tough." - This is a spinoff of the "Built Ford tough" slogan because of a car that is most likely modeled after the Ford F-series (1973), which instead of saying FORD on the back, says NORMA. This is usually said when calling a survivor in State of Decay tough. (That is, if he doesn't hate them.)                                                                                                                                                          
• "Here we go!" - Al sometimes says this when he gets into a fight. This also said by Arcade Gannon at the start of combat. Al says it in the exact same way in a mocking fashion.                                                                             
• "Dickbag" - A common insult Al calls enemies or NPCs the frustrate him. He has also been known to give them the last name "McGee."                                                                                                                                                          
• "Ohhhh, dicks!" - Usually said when Al is startled by something, such as a jump scare. Other times it is out of frustration. He sometimes lengthens it to "dicks in my mouth!"                                                                             
• "Kermit the Frog here..." (in a somewhat poor impression of Kermit's voice) - Al usually says this very randomly. It is often followed by Kermit saying something related to what is happening in the game, or something strange and random.                                                                                                                                                          
• "[noun] of life" - is used by Al as a descriptor for just about any random thing, for example, "vault of life."                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       
• "Gonna show [you/him/her/them] a thing or two about love." - Typically said while en route to deal with an NPC, whether it's by killing them or just talking to them.      

                                                                      

• "Happy birthday." - Usually said sarcastically, at times sort of equivalent to saying "here you go, whatever, are you happy now?" As such it pops up a lot in the Sims 3 playthrough.                                                                             
• "Gimme that coke." When he is in a building with Nuka Cola he says " Gimme that coke." or when he finds a nuka cola vending machine or a sunset sarsaparilla vending machine.
• "Oh, oh, oh God forbid!" Usually said when Janet yells at him for testing weapons when reviewing them, or other ridiculous situations that Al completely disagrees with.
• "I don't speak Spanish." - Usually said when someone says something in any other language than English. He once made a replacement when someone actually was talking Spanish with "I don't speak Latin."
• "I burped hot dogs." Any time he burps, Al claims that he burped up hot dogs, regardless of what he's actually been eating.
• "That's right, [number of mods featured] for the price of fun." A recent catchphrase, he tends to say this when announcing how many mods he'll be reviewing that week. A play on words based on "two for the price of one."
• "Shut ya Whore Mouth's." A catchphrase used by Al when his companions or NPC's Interrupt Al when he is talking either to his companions, or to an NPC.
• You Hussie - usually said to ghouls who are attacking Al
• "L.A.P.D." - Usually said to warn potential hostile forces while invading new territories.

Action movie one-liner style quotes

• "You've just been... Regulated.
• "I'd like my burger... Medium rare."
• "I drop fiends like babies. Quick... And deadly."
• "You just got... Beared."
• "Jimmy crack corn and I cracked your head open."
• "Where ya going, Aunt Jemima? You can't escape the syrupy taste."
• "What are you going to do... Grill me?"
• "How about you take a shot... From my gun."
• "Freeze, milkman!"
• "I'mma bash your brains in like a bag of fucking carrots."
• "It ain't easy.... Being green."
• "Looks like... Ghoul's out for summer."
• "Looks like this movie is rated R... for rats."
• "Looks like this party's... Been pooped."
• "Looks like you just got... Breached."
• "Looks like your bus... Has arrived."
• "Watch... This summer."
• "Tell the devil... I'm making a cupcake."
• "Bagel this, Humpty Dumpty."
• "I've got enough blood to start a tampon factory."
• "Let's rock this roll. Hope it's extra buttery."
• "Extra, extra... Bleed all about it."
• "Looks like you need a sharpening."
• "I guess we taught them a few lessons in retribution."
• "Looks this is one Indian that doesn't know how to spell on the dotted line."
• "I'll take this gold to... go!"
• "Yippee ki yay, Captain Crunch."
• "Have a drink... motherfucker."
•  "Ohh... a little burned!?"
• "The man who has everything just lost everything."
• "Stop, drop, and Bob Dole."
• "Not today, Cap'n Crunch!"
• "You ain't nothing but a... hound dog."
• "You just got... Chestbreached." (Followed by a CSI: Miami "YEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!")
• "Looks like you're... fallin' for me."
• "E.T... blown home."
• "Gimmie that coke."
• "Looks like you've just been...suppressed."
• "Two for the price of gun!"
• Mail delivered
• no witnesses

One-time quotes

• "I need a basket full of dicks." In response to a random NPC asking "What do you need?" (This is a default phrase for NPCs with no specialized dialogue, and often appears in mods with a large number of NPCs. This particular incident happened in the revisit to Rust Town.)
• "God damn it moose, get out of my property!"
• "I see you're a woman. I like that in a man."
• "He seemed to be moonwalking backwards. Was it a signal, or was he retarded? I couldn't tell, because I was retarded."
• "The other white meat: ChestBreach." After his character died.
• "Listen, they don't call me Nag McNagnags for nothin'."
• "I heard that if you talk about stuff no one cares about, you'll die in your sleep." In response to a random NPC spouting gossip about happenings in the wastes.
• "Goodbye bitch. Enjoy nothingness!" Before deleting an NPC.
• "I do enjoy Coke.... ca-Cola."
• "Holy baby jesus in a hand basket filled with dildos!"
• "We got AK burgers and AK fries!"
• "Whats the matter bro, rat got your tongue?" In The Return of Janet, Al slays the rat king and then asks this of a nearby NPC who is cowering.
• "Don't worry ma'am, I'm a professional. That's why I'm throwing people out of windows!"
• "If someone just made a fake name every time they did a video that would ridiculous."
• "I can be Duke Nukem or Dirty Harry..." When Al was choosing between two pistols in his Trespasser video.
• "This is VERY important Niner. You have to watch the dead, even when they're dead, because the dead become undead, and when they're undead we can shoot them and make them dead-dead, but then sometimes they become undead-dead which is undead squared and that's DANGEROUS."
• "Sorry, I fell asleep in an ice cream truck." Used in Sims with Al! Part 44 after apologizing that that week's episode was a day late.
• "Playboy has worn off. You are now flaccid." After a custom skill magazine called Playboy wore off.
• "You're fighting a war between China and Russia, and then there's a big-titted woman telling you the world will end."
• "Ave, true to bananas."
• "That's an A Flat, Mother Fucker!"
• "Everyone who has a pistol is a hero ." 
• "Sergeant Dickpants, now in twelve flavours."
• "Doing it the right way, since 1862."
• "Moo, moo, motherfucker."
• "They call me Quickdraw McMiss, because all I do is miss my shots."
• "You defy physics and that makes me anger."
• "I'm gonna draw a heart on your face with blood."
• "I'm gonna kill all those people, I'm gonna be the sneakiest cyclops."
• "We're burning a child here, have some respect!" After his intro in Fallout New Vegas Mods: Dry Canyon is interrupted by a hobo.
• "Find me God's left testicle."
• "Get ready for some yogurt on your face, Big Boy!" Referring to a small child in Breach Manor Part 2
• "Don't let Jack Frost fuck you in the ass!" Taken directly from Fallout New Vegas Christmas Special Part 15, Al makes fun of and laughs at Old Nick's quote.
• "You hear that Willy Wonka your never getting your fucking uranium chocolate."
• "Does Balloon Man shoot lasers out of his dick?"

Intro Nicknames

Al begins most videos with the words "Hey everyone, [random name] here, and today we're gonna be doing..." followed by the name of the mod(s) or the number (fourfer, fiver, sixer, etc). Here is an incomplete list of some of the names he has used.

• "Cheetah Administrator"
• "Kitten Whispers"
• "A Skittle in labor"
• "Scare Bear"
• "Dirt Thief"
• "Double-Dip Donnie"
• "An Ostrich doing Aerobics"
• "An Upside-Down Onion"
• "Teddy Porngrumps"
• "A dolphin in a dolphin suit"
• "A guitar playing raccoon"
• "Chodark the Hungarian Seagull King"
• "Incest Muffin"
• "Cinaboy Lovecakes"
• "Phillip Snabbjobbs"
• "A baby in labor"
• "A seagull named French Fries"
• "Surfin' Stalin"
• "A guy with a bacon for a tongue"
• "Max Headroom"
• "Ronald McDonald"
• "Batghoul"
• "John Cheever"
• "Mama Dukes"
• "Richard from Dingledong Gaming"
• "A dog eating salami"
• "A light bulb with a dream of acting in Hollywood"
• "A hamburger without buns"
• "Steven Seagal"
• "Baby genius"
• "Potato with a mean streak"
• "Humphrey Poptart"
• "Champ Thunderdick"
• "Baby proof food"
• "A potato with a heart of gold"
• "General Baked Potatoes"   
• "Scuba Squirrel"
• "A sea of turds"
• "A sandwich in a handbasket"
• "A copter cheetah"
• "Willow's face"
• "A tired dog"
• "A teddy bear with a penchant for violence"
• "Captain Swag"
• "A man eating glass"
• "A kitty cat with a penchant for violence"
• "A cheeseburger with no cheese"
• "Stooby Gacks"
• "A screaming pair of pants"
• "Johnny Togglebutts"
• "Fat Fuck Frank"
• "Bacon 64"
• "Deodorant Dan"
• "Measuring Grape"
• "DanceDog7982XDouble3"
• "A brown pigeon with a top hat"
• "Underwater Munchkin"
• "A ghoul without a home"
• "Master Chief" (Followed by a comment about betraying his franchise.)
• "Dog Stickers"
• "Caramel Catastrophe"
• "Goo Gobbler"
• "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Radscorpion"
• "Riddle Critters"
• "Steamy Pigeon"
• "Shitty Taco"
• "Champ Grams"
• "Giddy Cactus"
• "A bear trying to solve a rubix cube"
• "Scoob"
• "Guitar Face"
• "Chubby Cheeks Chihuahua"
• "Gary, Gary, Gary, Steven"
• "Molten Chinchilla"
• "Doo Doo Catastrophe"
• "Sneeze Baloney"
• "Phallic Fajita"
• "Peel-off Brickchin"
• "Turntable Maracas"
• "Rocklyn Tarndish"
• "Grand-Slammed Air Band"
• "Gezzer Teaser"
• "Tug-of-Gore"
• "Giraffe Ciraffe"
• "Trumpet Pump-It"
• "Trip-Rip Roadrage"
• "Fajita Congressman"
• "Power Truck"
• "Duckwells"
• giraffe kisses
• seagull salami